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[Cube World: Arcade]

Nothing ground breaking but it was fun and besides a couple of exploits on the last blue square levels glitch free... Also it was a great reward to see "CONGRADULATIONS!" XD

Sean-Thomas responds:

Thank you :D haha yeah I know it's not much but I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks :)

[Flappy Economics]

I AM SO CONFLICTED! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE IS EITHER HORRIBLE OR AMAZING! >XD

After playing this for a while and slowly getting all of the achievements (Except Master and Godly) I think I finally have the fairest decision...

First let's list why this is THE BEST WORST GAME EVER!
HORRIBLE:
- IT'S A FLAPPY BIRD CLONE!
- Seriously? Flappy Economics? Stupid click bait
- The whole deadweight and tax thing was just random so you have to suffer consequences based on luck on a skill game... LUCK AND SKILL DO NOT MIX!
- You probably didn't even notice that EVERY TIME YOU PLAY a random event increases or decreases your demand and/or stock and tampers with the pipe length... This is horrible because random events should be interesting... Things become more interesting when they become rare... This happens every 20 seconds and only has a small influence despite the mini-wall of text you won't be bothered to read...
- NO care AT ALL for the late gameplay, for a couple of reasons...
1. The more you play the harder it gets and after playing this for nearly 2 hours (God did I just admit I spent 2 hours on this to the malicious little internet?) I found the only way to make it easier was if either your stock or demand went down, but even if you get that to happen the blue pipe it adds in (I'll get back to that) doesn't exactly help and the change is so slight you may as well not even have it, so pretty much the more you play the harder it gets and you can't do anything about it...
2.Since the late game is VERY lazily programmed it's glitchy and boring, in fact I saw the bottom of the pipe where it just cuts off on 9 occasions because the pipes were so unforgivingly extended
3.The upgrades don't do anything except get you more money to get more upgrades which is pointless! You can make the supply and demand unbalanced but 9 times out of 10 it backfires and they don't do ANYTHING else, it's satisfying at first, but it doesn't take long before upgrading turns monotonous
4. THIS JUST SHOWS HOW LAZY THE PROGRAMMING IS AT TIMES! Once you get to a certain point some achievements become impossible! YES! YOU READ THAT RIGHT! After getting every upgrade I tried to get Master by scoring 30 or over, but by this point the pipes actually HAVE NO GAP by 27, so I got all the way to 27 and then a wall with no way through over or under appeared and killed me! This was with the demand down as well!

AMAZING:
- Flappy bird only gave me 5 minutes of entertainment because it never felt possible and if I did progress nothing changes but this has a sense of progression from the upgrades so it feels possible!
- Achievements give progression purpose
- CUSTOM PHYSICS INGENIOUS!
- This is a Flappy game with some originality... Let that sink in for a second...

So in conclusion it looks like I should give this a 1 star... I mean I ripped it apart in the negative section and pretty much all I said in the positive is it's better than most Flappy clones which isn't saying much AT ALL!

So, WHY THE HELL DID I GIVE IT 4.5 STARS!?

Because I went in too deep...

As atrocious as this game can be, it only really shows when you go for about 40 minutes... and this was NOT made to be played for too long, as a game to regularly replay and revisit this is a s**t pile...

But as a quick game to play for a couple of minutes... Great job...

FreeEconHelp responds:

I apologize for causing you torment, but thank you for the review!

[Don't Do Anything Stupid.]

REALLY MEH! Sorry, but this was WAY too short... You didn't really do anything wrong but you didn't do anything amazing and I get this is a joke but the least you could've done is made different endings... Sorry... Don't wanna come off as harsh but this is REALLY bland...

At least I chose 2.5 stars not 1 or something like that...

solongshrimp responds:

Construct 2 limits the event sheets for free users :(
I wanted like 5 endings but given my tools I wanted to keep it simple. It's not supposed to be amazing but I'm sorry if it bored you.

[THERE IS NO GAME]

Oh no! I think I broke the game... =/ When the game appeared I accidentally squished the ball against the wall and now nothing will happen and the ball won't respawn, I'm clicking EVERYWHERE... Is this part of the game or a real glitch? Please tell me... ;(

Kamizoto responds:

My bad! I accidently removed a line of code in my last bug fixes! It should work again now. The ball should respawn if it disappears.
Sorry. :)